Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE],

“Great Caesar’s Ghost!” This is what editor Perry White used to scream from his office at The Daily Planet when he was looking for Clark Kent (who was probably off on some other planet doing Superman stuff).

You may ask yourself, “What do Superman Comics and AliƧin in the Wonder-hood have in common?”

Exactly nothing!

Look, ya gotta be careful about what you bring in here. Some newbie fell down the hole a while back and left their comic sitting up on the table with the Drink Me Juice. Disaster ensued.

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For those of you that can read, let’s continue shall we?

Everyone was running around screaming “Up, up and away!”, which was kind of ironic with The Hookah Dude, and we must have spent the better part of the day talking the Tweedle-kids off The Hatter’s roof.

It was over a week before we got them to stop wearing the tea party table cloth as a cape.

That’s why we’re building The Ultimate AliƧin Wonderland Tour. We figure if we stick you all in a group, at least we can keep an eye on you (especially you).

Yep, we’re setting up The Ultimate AliƧin Wonderland Tour just for you (yes, just for you), and it’s gonna be pretty sweet. You’re gonna get to take a deep dive down the rabbit hole to discover all the music, madness and mayhem of the Wonder-hood.

See? Sweet.

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But no comic books! I can’t even imagine what might happen if they found out about Spider-man.

Dude, I’m faster than a speeding bullet.. What’s in it for me?

Give me back my table cloth or I’m done playing Lex Luthor.

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Bottomline it for me

• Kryptonite is a thing
• The Ultimate AliƧin Wonderland Tour is a thing
• It’s a sweet deep dive down the rabbit hole to discover all the music, madness and mayhem of the Wonder-hood.
• It’s coming
• Gimme back my table cloth

That’s it. I’m not gonna get all mushy.

See ya’ ~ Kevin