Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE],

What about Mrs. Rabbit?

I mean, sure W. RABBIT runs around like a chicken with his head cut off, screaming about being late for this or that, leaving his gloves and fan here and there, playing a pretty trumpet and presiding over AliƧin’s court case (which was a total frame job).

But what about Mrs. Rabbit?

Don’t like to read? No problem. Click the video to hear this email read to you by Victoria.

For those of you that can read, let’s continue shall we?

That’s why AliƧin is so important. We finally lift the veil on this dark secret that this beloved character has hidden for years. Until now!

Dude, I’ve got TMZ for this kinda stuff. What’s in it for me?

Really? Okay, how about having the best water cooler story ever for your next Zoom meeting. Okay, don’t tell this at your Zoom meeting, it will only confirm what everyone knows – you’re a complete nut bar.

Just being honest. We can be honest right?

Okay, I know that’s a lot to accept about your childhood hero. We’ll just leave it there for this week.

Bottomline it for me

  • Never get to know your heroes
  • AliƧin was totally set up
  • Mrs. Rabbit prides herself on her carrot cake, but it’s not so good.
  • Don’t you think W. RABBIT’s fan is a bit much?

Okay, that’s it. I’m not gonna get all mushy.

See ya’ ~ Kevin

p.s. Dude. Website. Now. Why the hell not? And the “socials” – sure Facebook is dangerous, but that’s what makes it so fun.

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