Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE],

People keep asking me, “So, what are all these trippy videos about?” (Ok, nobody’s asked but I’m gonna tell you anyway).

Don’t like to read? No problem. Click the video to hear this email read to you by Victoria.

For those of you that can read, let’s continue shall we?

I create these “shows” – part concert, part immersive theatre, part silent movie and part AliƧin down the rabbit hole. We got singers, band, dancers, light show, video, costumes and other general craziness. They’re cool.

I’ve created six of these things so far, and pre-Covid, we’d been touring them around the world. People even say nice things about us and we’ve won a few awards.

Blah, blah, blah. What’s in it for me?

I didn’t just binge RHOBH during lockdown. I wrote a new show called (wait for it) AliƧin. And you (you lucky so-and-so), since you’ve read this far down the email, you get to experience it before anybody else (except the other people that also read this far).

I know. It’s a lot to take in, so we’ll leave it there for this week.

Bottomline it for me

• Concert, theatre, movies AND a rabbit hole
• I can’t show you the awards
• Because I don’t remember where we put them
• Can you believe the stuff they wear on RHOBH?

Okay, that’s it. I’m not gonna get all mushy.

See ya’ ~ Kevin

p.s. And do I have a website? Really? Come on, does a bear… yes, I have a website. Hey, and I have that “social media” stuff too. Click the shiny buttons below.