We used to advertise. I know, right? Dumb.
2-for-1 deals. Black Friday sales. We even had a sign showing people how to get here.
Oy, what a mistake. The lines were insane. And coming from someone who is intimately familiar with insane, lemme tell you, those lines were nuts. Then we had the guys show up hocking the knock off t-shirts, and vendors with the “red pill jello shots” (which weren’t bad really), and when everyone in line started sticking a velcro rabbit tail on their ass, it was time to stop the madness (which is something you will rarely hear us say).
Especially because people kept pulling at my tail saying how real it looked, and where could they get one for little Billy, and…. I mean, how would you like a line of sweaty, jello shot addled tourists grabbing your ass all day?
Enough was enough. So we went dark. No more ads. Not more signs. No more “I went to Wonderland and all I got was this stupid t-shirt” t-shirt.
That’s when we started moving the rabbit hole everyday. Sometimes twice a day. Pointed the signs the wrong way. I even disguised my tail for a while. That was *really* uncomfortable, but worth it.People lost interest. They couldn’t find a line to stand in, the jello shots dried up (they weren’t bad really), so they ripped off their fake fur tails and went home.Now don’t get all weepy on me. You’re all, “How am I gonna get there?”, “What if I can’t find it?” Waah, waah, waah. Look, you’re reading this, right? So stop with the water works. I am totally gonna hook you up.I’m even putting together a tour. It’s too damn hot to do it now, but… soon. I need a little time to track down that jello shot guy.Don’t like to read? No problem. Click the video and hear Victoria read to you.
Watch Time https://youtu.be/xOlaowP17ooFor those of you that can read, let’s continue shall weDude, is that the line, and what’s in it for me?
You’re supposed to put those in the refrigerator before you eat them.Bottomline it for me
- Sometimes you’ll find an “I went to Wonderland and all I got was this stupid t-shirt” t-shirt at Goodwill.
- Sure, take the red pill. Can’t hurt.
- Stop staring at my tail.
- They weren’t bad really.
That’s it. I’m not gonna get all mushy.See ya’ ~ Kevin
p.s. The website is serving jello shots ’til late. The socials are totally gonna grab your ass.p.p.s. Whenever you’re ready, here are some more cool ways you can play along:
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