Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE],

Welcome back.

2022, it has that New Year smell doesn’t it?

Don’t like to read? No problem. Click the video to hear this email read to you by Victoria.

For those of you that can read, let’s continue shall we?

Some Quick 2021 Stuff

• You can still Stream or Download If The Key Fits (the first single) from AliƧin.
• It’s easy. All you have to do is sit there.
• And if music without pictures is not your jam, here’s the video.

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Exciting New 2022 Stuff

• The next single from AliƧin drops January 14th (exciting, right?)
• It’s called With What Porpoise
• I’m singing on it (stop making that face)
• If you’re a Spotify-er you can Pre-Save here
• If you’re not a Spotify-er, do it anyway ‘cuz it’ll make me feel better
• No it doesn’t cost anything

I know. It’s all very exciting. Sit down and catch your breath.

Dude. It’s a new year and this is all I get? What’s in it for me?

This from someone that still has that Happy New Year beer cozy on their head.

Bottomline it for me

• The New Year smells good.
• It’s that fine Corinthian leather.
• I have no idea what happened to the lamp shade.
• ​Pre-Save With What PorPoise (it’s free) drops Jan 14th

Okay, that’s it. I’m not gonna get all mushy.

See ya’ ~ Kevin

p.s. Our website smells like potpourri. The “socials” just smell. It’s not really that bad.

p.p.s. Keep an eye out for another email coming soon (yes, from me). I’m sending you a cool alternate mix of PorPoise. You’ll like it. If not, it’s doesn’t cost you anything so there’s no downside.