Hi [FIRST NAME GOES HERE],

Things aren’t what they seem.

I’m writing this February 14th, 2022 at 9:21pm♥️. We’re not going to get bogged down in why I’m writing to you on Valentine’s Day, instead of being on a hot date with my beautiful wife, but like I said… things aren’t what they seem.

You know that feeling, right? That feeling when everything looks right, but there’s something… off. Something’s bubbling just under the surface. Something you can’t quite put your finger on. Something… you get it (and starting three sentences with “something” is enough already).

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For those of you that can read, let’s continue shall we?

The story had to be told, and respected Wonder-hood insiders have risked everything to expose the forbidden love, the unbearable heart-break and the incomprehensible weirdness so you can finally learn the truth!

My secret? Come closer. Closer. Back up a little… good.

Paranoid? No… my wife has a headache, that’s why she didn’t want to go out with me on Valentine’s Day. ?

​The Ultimate AliƧin Wonderland Tour, that’s all I can say.

Don’t look at me like that.

Fine. I can also say it’s a deep dive down the rabbit hole to discover all the music, madness and mayhem of the Wonder-hood.

But that’s it. That’s all I can say…

Dude, what’s with all the whispering? What the hell’s in it for me?

I was sounding mysterious and… never mind.

Bottomline it for me

• Things aren’t what they seem.
• Who wants to go out on Valentine’s Day anyway?
• ​The Ultimate AliƧin Wonderland Tour​
• That’s all I can say.
• The rabbit hole has ears.

That’s it. I’m not gonna get all mushy.

See ya’ ~ Kevin

p.s. The website is like a fine film noir mystery. The socials just don’t have a clue.